about to move my account over to a new instance! thank you rva.party, you've been excellent to me.

You ever wish you could take a pair of cymbals to your past self's head and make them wobble intensely til the camera cuts away

nobody:
nobody at all:
me, sitting in peace and quiet:
my memelord tryhard echo chamber of a brain: ... but IS it gay to fuck?

Easter traditions are so beautiful. For example, in Europe, we put on Stigmata Martyr by Bauhaus and go dance in the basement. Really feeling it today.

your heart is a muscle the size of 

my ass

This is among the most important media files I have saved on my computer.

love too accuse people of "magical thinking" as if that's not part of the human condition and I'm somehow not affected by it

While we're all focused on the Corona crisis the US government is quietly pushing an internet #surveillance bill that is aimed at abolishing message encryption:

We should probably pay attention to this and spread awareness even if we are not American: eff.org/deeplinks/2020/03/earn

Very sad to hear about Joe Biden

Nothing happened to him I just don't wanna hear anything about him

Posting my professional resume on FetLife

Herman Melville take from Twitter, not captioned 

🐳🐋

still waiting on co star for android. how long does it take to make a dang astrology app

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