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hey I'm trying to do a better job writing CWs for stuff about state violence. please call me on this because I'm forgetting a lot

it's kinda hard to remember when sharing a link from another app in Android

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for real, sometimes I sound cynical but I want to be clear: the goal is a world where everyone gets to feel loved and live a fulfilling life of their choice. no cops. no bosses. no landlords. no borders. just people and love and the whole green earth

this and NOTHING less

if you think it sounds sappy or impossible, that's the cop in your head. it's more than possible, it's inevitable. you can see it peeking through, even now. you can meet the people building it

you can BE one of those people

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a is about taking your crazy fever dreams and turning them into absurd reality 🖤

naming my experimental git branch "3" and pushing to a remote so I can later delete it with `git push origin :3`

*ehem* attention everyone

:3

that is all

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Broke: Read the fucking manual
Woke: The manual is often wrong

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imagine if magic were real and sorcerors acted like programmers about it

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searching Digi-Key and Mouser is super frustrating

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rokos basilisk kinda makes sense tbh. i mean I am tortured by a computer constantly, whenever i log on and am bombarded by you're distasteful and repellent posts

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thank you to all the wonderful people on the fediverse who've been supportive and such over the last two and a half years :blacker_heart:

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I'm being bullied by fucking pokemon go. Cw: pokemon go screenshot, stupid pokemon name

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Americans think they are so special for having rigged elections lmao

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The year is 2025

There are five browser cores:
- webkit
- chromium
- gecko
- servo
- youtube-dl, which ended up implementing a full-fledged browser in python to keep successfully downloading videos

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buzzfeed reporter: please, i am but a humble dumbass, new to this program which you call 'mastodon'. how do i click on the 'follow' button

HotDads69: oh, you have to fedizate first

buzzfeed reporter: what's fedizate

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won the game a long time ago, you can too, you just have to not buy into its ideology

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Classy: solidarity with workers across the world

Trashy: imperialist, nationalist boot-licking

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You ever notice how making a program means never actually getting to use it for its intended purpose, because every time you do you notice something you want to fix or change, so you start doing that instead

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my white cousin is killing brown children so he can go to college & also because of his racist beliefs and i would like you to respect that sir

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